HTOC Forum Memorable Quotations

Memorable Quotations of the HTOC

Ron H ( 63.22.187.219 ) at 7:20 PM CST Thursday, June 22, 2000 said:: "I want to put a dick in, push a button on the Pronto that says Play DVD and then sit back."

Hdlouie ( 209.178.176.177 ) at 12:19 AM CST Wednesday, October 18, 2000 said:: "oops, the ground is bare! Forgot, not green in this situation."

BC ( 166.35.145.38 ) at 1:30 PM CST Tuesday, October 31, 2000 said:: "never mind, it helps if you unzip!"

Joe ( 152.163.205.28 ) at 12:46 PM CST Friday, January 12, 2001 said:: "It was funny seeing the plumber and salesman in my shower...Then my Malamute decided to go in the shower and help out"

Darian ( 207.172.11.148 ) at 5:40 PM CST Friday, January 12, 2001 said:: "hold shit! There goes that speaker!"

T-Man ( 24.48.225.13 ) at 5:41 PM CST Monday, January 29, 2001 said:
Anticipated exchange yet to come: To JBC from Bagman: Screwdiver, no problem. That's not my favorite drink, but if it will help with me install what I need, I'm down with it.; To Bagman from JBC: No, no Bagman, I mean your tool that's called a screwdriver. You know, its that long pointy thing you use to screw.; To JBC from Bagman: Oh, oh ,oh...I see. Well, that's not what I call my tool, but I do use it to screw. BTW, it's not that long, but it is kind of pointy. So if that will help me with my install, it's ready to go. After all, computers turn me on.; To Bagman from JBC: Nevermind Bagman, you're on your own.

AVB ( 64.41.32.117 ) at 3:48 PM CST Saturday, April 21, 2001 said:: Curtis: You don't know 4 guys who can help you get that thing up?

Kieran ( 156.153.255.236 ) at 6:28 PM CST Wednesday, May 2, 2001 said:
funny cat story.: ... We're not talking normal feline feces, either. NO! This was projectile pussy poop, and it was everywhere, and on everyone!...